take-on-meme:

wearepaladin:

Dab By Bastien Lecouffe Deharme

Dab?

principalfakey:

tamascotchi:

moonlandingwasfaked:

puniper:

i hate when villager is grouped with the ‘kids of smash bros’ you know, villager is old enough to own his own place and be a mayor and run a town, in the first animal crossing game, one of the first items you get is a journal called ‘college rules’ which means villager has gone to college, villager is probably around his early-mid 20s

this here is grown ass man don’t forget

i think he’s a kid and the furries are too stupid to tell how old humans are

they don’t know human lives are so long. isabelle is probably like 8

College Rule as in it’s a college ruled composition notebook.

The Villager from Animal Crossing is a stand-in of the biblical figure Nimrod, ruler of Babylon.

Look at the horns on his head

Also the tower of babel explains the weird animalese the villagers speak.

In short, the villager is more cruel than any beast and more cunning than any man. To call him mortal is a grave mistake.

yellowbloods:

gamecubist:

a masterpost

as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this

chickenfarmersan:

king:

i asked my bf to make me some fucking hot chocolate and the entire time he was trying to remember that one harry potter spell about turning water to rum anyway he came in with my drink and he just goes “eye of newt, sperm of groot” and i dont remember the rest becasue i just burst into tears

elliesgaymachete:

idk why Sandra Oh’s comedy chops surprised people like I know she’s been a drama actor for years but never forget her roots and the pinnacle of comedy for her role as Vice Principal Gupta in The Princess Diaries (2001)

circusworms:

psychoticrambling:

circusworms:

all i can think of is justin timberlake with ramen hair

stephanemiroux:

gaypussyretard:

ralisedarys:

ralisedarys:

happy new year dont forget bloodmoon This Momth.

we are off to a GREAT start

naamahdarling:

If you ever tell this dog that she rolled anything other than a critical hit, you are Bad and Belong In Hell.

argumate:

ms-demeanor:

argumate:

chrisflemingfleming:

back in the subaru

wait I always assumed this guy was a girl

Chris is a forest spirit beyond the bounds of mortal gender. Also possibly some kind of stork.

I’m willing to believe that his arms and legs are conscious entities entirely separate from his body

misplacedprincess262:

I dont even know what to say

marzipanandminutiae:

this year we do it for Davis, He-Niece of Lucifer

chrisflemingfleming:

chrisflemingfleming:

Shy Husband

there was NO reason for me to make this

pythondyke:

goddammit-kirk:

“That’s a funny trick to play on god” is so fucking raw and powerful but it was said by this man in reference to a video game on YouTube

Are you forgetting the fact it was spoken about this wretched spore creation